We interrupt your regularly scheduled program for this brief update.

It has been a while since I've done anything here. I haven't even gotten a chance to scan in any pictures. I know, I fail at life. Today, RJ has me in stitches. Edited for relevancy, of course.

Seizing the Day(s) @ Ikea

me: hey, could you do me a huge favor? ok, not that huge, but a favor, nonetheless

RJ: ?

me: if i don't make it down there this weekend, can you go to ikea for me and get this stockpot? http://info.ikea-usa.com/seizethedays/ $10 + tax is a price that you can't beat

RJ: word, ikea always has eye candy
usually sirius relationship eye candy

me: as in, they're in sirius relationships? or they're candidates for sirius relationships

RJ: they're in
cuz they're shopping with their roomate bf
does this come with the crab legs?

me: i wish!

RJ: I'm putting this in my google calendar with a reminder alarm

me: ok
sunday, sunday, sunday

RJ: whoa free breakfast!

me: right?
Sent at 2:59 PM on Monday

me: would it be too much to add the droppar jars too? 99 cents a piece is also a good deal, and i need a couple

RJ: I saw those too

me: ok, so if you can add 2 14 oz droppar jars to my order, i'd appreciate it

RJ: k

me: also, add a 61 oz jar too, and that's it
Sent at 3:09 PM on Monday

me: also, just to remind you, ikea charges for bags now
so bring your own
and don't break my jars
or maybe they'll fit in the stockpot?

RJ: I dunno if any of my bags won't make it look like I'm shoplifting

me: you don't have to bag them, but i didn't know if you would feel awkward carrying around 3 jars and a stockpot
but they should fit inside
remember the capacity, because i want the 61 oz one, and if they're out, they're out
oh shoot, the jars are only available on saturday
wth
i hate that
do you mind?

RJ: maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

me: lulu will massage your shoulders...

RJ: no she won't
did pandy teach her something?

me: she will! you have to sit on the floor and she's up on the couch
she kneads with her paws, she knew that way before pandy ever came along
free breakfast?
at ikea?
come on...

RJ: lulu jumping on my shoulders from 5 ft above would not create the necessary force
I'd be like "what was that? spider?"

me: you would not be saying that

RJ: yes I would, and fobby too!
Sent at 3:19 PM on Monday